‘Pricasso’ Paints A Picture Using His Penis
Artist Tim Patch, who calls himself ‘Pricasso’, paints a picture of Olga Braude using his penis at the Sexpo in Johannesburg, South Africa. Patch has painted portraits of some of the worlds most famous people including George Bush and Queen of England.
‘Pricasso’, however, is a neophyte in the world of penile art, having taken it up on a dare from a woman friend at a party last New Years’ Eve.
A father of four who studied furniture design when he failed to get into a fine arts course and then spent most of his life as a builder, he now paints portraits for about $300 dollars, with a Sexpo special price of just $75.
He’s right on both counts. With show organisers, journalists and scantily-clad women milling around at the media preview, his naked brushwork, using a palette on a low stand and holding the canvas in his hand, soon seems weird but not too bad.
So what did the trail-blazing penile puppeteer Alan Length think of his portrait by the newcomer to the artistic potential of the penis?
“Not bad, considering he did it in 10 minutes,” he said, with perhaps a trace of penis envy.
Morley, makes a living from penis puppetry — which he calls “dick tricks” — offering performances at women’s “hen’s nights” and at sports club fundraisers.
What does his girlfriend think of his job? “When I leave she says ‘Good luck with the show, don’t let them touch’.”
And do the women try to touch? “No, it doesn’t turn them on, they just can’t believe the shapes I can make.”
As for the tools of their trade, the men say they have no problems dipping them in paint — “acrylic comes off with water” — or bending them into odd contortions — “the doctor says I’m fine”.
And neither is a braggart. Pricasso says he is proof there is no need to be well-endowed and admits that “probably most men could do an abstract”, while Alan Length’s publicity material warns that “shows might be slightly shorter in winter.”
Source: REUTERS | Hindustan Times
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